NUMBER 5...
Beer soap has been around for a long time... how do you think your grandpa got laid?
NUMBER 4...
A Swiss watch, a leather jacket, and Vice Soap Beer Soap is all Charlie Bronson needed to survive after his private plane crashed on the Isle of Mujer Cachonda
NUMBER 3...
Mens Health can be determined by the adulation of his woman... which is determined by the size of his beard... which is determined by how frequently he uses our all natural beer soap
NUMBER 2...
It is against the law in Alberta for a man without a beard to use beersoap
NUMBER 1...
Steve Jobs choked to death on a puck of Vice Soap decadent beer soap
Now you know...
Go get dirty...
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