It's a long known fact that beer decreases levels of testosterone in women and increases their desire to be with the real men of High Testosterone.
Why did we capitalize High Testosterone and make it seem like a place people live... because like drinking a beer in the shower... Vice Soap decadent Beer Soap is exactly what the doctor ordered.
What does a doctor have to do with anything?
With tremendously high sperm counts...
... men with beards and beer soap users are in desperate need of exhaustive medical assistance due to their abnormally prolific welding, hunting, tree cutting, and engine overhauling abilities.
The Bottom Line...
The odds of you fathering a child without using beer soap first are almost zero.
Look around...
Do you see a lot of kids...
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