The Many Uses of Vice Soap

We get asked all the time what Vice Soap is for... here it is Einstein:

A single puck of Vice Soap has many uses

5... Use it to lather your face before shaving... if that's your thing you tiny delicate little girl of a man

4... Use it to shampoo your hair... those long flowing locks of sweaty conquering Viking battle braids.

3... Use it to wash your pits, balls, and ass... in that order mutherfucker

2... Use it to wash your hands... those 2 bunches of bananas at the end of your arms.

1... Use it to wash your glorious beard and let the world experience your dominant king like masculinity.