Customer Care
If you pledge your undying allegiance and complete loyalty and unquestioning obedience to us... till death do us part... we promise to be your big bad hairy husband... to forget anniversaries, birthdays, get drunk and belligerent at your mom's parole review, crash the family car through a big bank window... naked... with your sister... come home late, slam ALL the doors, and jump on the bed... in your favorite high heels while you pretend to be asleep... just cuz we know how much you missed us...
Now go make us a sandwich... no crusts!
Privacy & Safety
We promise to write your closely guarded personal info in black permanent marker on dive bar bathroom walls! We will spray paint your digits on Donald Trump's Limo, drunk dial you in the middle of the night when we're lonely and want to hear your heavy angry breathing, and treat your good name like our little bitch!
Wholesale Inquiries
Interested in carrying Vice Soap in your business??? Think you're man enough Cupcake??? Ok... then contact us .
Payment Methods
- Credit / Debit Cards
- PAYPAL
- Your Mom
